Monday, August 11, 2008

Yao Greets The Doctor In Hong Kong


I also forgot to mention that Hong Kong International airport is currently fully emblazoned with Beijing 2008 Olympics stuff. In addition to being a major international air gateway to mainland China, The Doctor suspects that this is another subtle way of Beijing asserting its sovereignty over the "Special Administrative Region." In all fairness I think that people in Hong Kong are quite proud and excited that the Olympics are being held in Beijing.

Or should I say that most of the Olympics are being held in Beijing. There are a few events being held outside of the capital, including sailing events in the hopefully now algae-free city of Qingdao, as well as soccer (football) matches around the country. As many of you may know the Doctor is an accomplished Olympic historian, capable of telling you the location of every single Summer & Winter Olympics since their revival in 1896, and will happily rattle them all off to you in chronological order whether you ask him to or not. Anyway it's normal for both of those events to be staged outside of the host city, especially sailing which obviously isn't possible in a landlocked city such as Beijing. For example the same thing happened in Athens in 1996 when the sailing events were held in Savannah. For soccer there are so many matches and the sport is so popular that spreading them out among other cities in the host country only helps increase interest and (of course) sell more tickets. At the 1984 Los Angeles Olympics soccer matches were held as far away as my hometown of Boston at Harvard Stadium.

This year equestrian events will be held in Hong Kong instead of Beijing, a decision supposedly made due to concerns about diseases in China. However, The Doctor suspects that the issue might have something to due with protests by the horses themselves over China's dismal and controversial equine rights record. Although strongly denied by China's official state-run Xinhua news agency, reports of horses being unable to practice Falun Gong or whipped for their views on Tibet are widespread. And that's to say nothing of the issue of free speech. Unlike their counterparts in Hollywood, Chinese horses are strictly forbidden from speaking at all, with or without the use of computer-enhanced effects. Every year thousands of dissident Chinese horses are sent away to "re-education camps" and are never seen again. The Chinese also strongly deny rumors that these camps are merely fronts for glue factories.

Controversy aside, The Doctor does plan on buying some Olympic swag when he and The Future Mrs. Logistics fly back through there in a couple of weeks. The Doctor also hopes that he will once again be personally greeted by Chinese basketball superstar Yao Ming.

Friday, August 8, 2008

Cathay Pacific Business Class + Marco Polo Lounge = Very Happy Doctor and Future Mrs. Logistics

Over the past 10 years that I've worked in the travel industry I've been lucky enough to fly business class on several airlines all over the world. Thus I can state with confidence that Cathay Pacific may take the cake.

We had opted to fly Cathay with the possibility of getting upgraded in one direction over flying with confirmed business class seats in both directions on Indian carrier Jet Airways for a few reasons. For one we liked the Cathay schedules better, and more importantly because Jet would have been through Mumbai, which I was pleased to avoid altogether on this trip. In general it's advisable to avoid domestic transfers in India at all costs.

Flying with Cathay also meant that we had the option to stop off in Kuala Lumpur for a day and a half on our way over to India, a city that both the Doctor and Future Mrs. Logistics are both quite fond of. We would've been satisifed with Bangkok or Singapore as well, but we were just in Bangkok last year and Singapore was more expensive, so KL it was.

The other disadvantage of Jet is that the SFO-BOM flight is via Shanghai, yet the business class industry discount they offered me didn't allow for the option of stopping in Shanghai, which we both would have enjoyed. However that also would've meant applying for a Chinese visa, which from what I hear hasn't been the easiest process with all of the Olympic security. Just my luck I probably signed some Free Tibet petition 10 years ago and am on their blacklist anyway. We were also

But I digress...

We were stoked to learn upon checking in at SFO that are upgrades for our SFO-HKG flight had been confirmed, although they couldn't seat us next to each other. This proved to be no problem as we were able to switch seats upon boarding, but it didn't really matter much since Cathay's business class mini-suites are so private that there's no option to socialize anyway.

And when I say mini-suite, I mean maxi-sweet. With the possible exception of limited elbow room, the seats were comfy, private, and had private video screens that were bigger than my monitor at work (from back in the day when I used to work). Jukebox junkies such as myself will also appreciate the create-your-own-playlist functionality in their audio programming, plus dozens of video options...including several episdoes of "Da Ali G Show" which is enough to kill hours of time on a long flight. Throw in some high-tech noise cancellation headphones (an exceptionally nice touch) and you've got yourself one hell of a business class cabin. It was easily the most enjoyable 14 hour flight of my life. Plus I finally got to see Blood Diamond so I can knock that off of my Netflix queue. The Doctor is currently in negotiations with Leo DiCaprio to play him in the upcoming big-screen biopic.

Upon arrival in Hong Kong at around 6:00 am we were a little bit disappointed that none of the shops or restaurants were open yet. While we'd expect that at smaller airports, it was a suprise at a major international airport such as Hong Kong (one of the tops in the world in the Doctor's not so humble opinion) where there were several flights arriving from all over the globe at that hour (London, Sydney, LA, etc.) The first bank of connecting flights leaves around 7-9 am, so they're definitely losing out on some easy revenue there.

Although we hadn't been upgraded to business class for our HK-Kuala Lumpur flight my man Terry had authorized us access to Cathay's Marco Polo lounge. Again my previous high marks for HK's airport deteriorated slightly as the signage for the lounge is extremely poor and we had some trouble finding it. Bad signage is one of my complaints about the new international termainal at SFO (and justifiably so), but I can't say that HK was much better, at least in this case.

We did eventually find the lounge and man was it worth it. We didn't even notice the game room with all the Play Stations until we were leaving, which was probably a good thing. What impressed me most was that the lounge was open-air overlooking the terminal rather than a totally contained cocoon like most business/first class lounges are. It was still quiet and peaceful but also bright and airy. And of course we got lots of free snacks (but no shortbread). The Doctor recommends the beef sew mai, but the Future Mrs. Logistics prefers the pork and shrimp.

Lounge postcript: They did have shortbread after all

Please allow me to clarify my previous posts. Regrettably I advised that the British Airways Terraces Lounge (which is also used by Cathay Pacific) did indeed have Walker's shortbread, although they didn't have much of it and what they did have was hidden behind oat cakes. I mean come on. Who the hell eats oat cakes in the first place, and who would eat them when there's shortbread around.

Well there isn't any shortbread left now because I grabbed the remaining handful of packets to use for snacks / digestive aids in India. Sucks to be anyone else looking for shortbread. Sadly I'm still kind of ghetto when it comes to flying business class and visiting those lounges, because the backpacker in me still can't pass up free snacks, especially ones that fit so easily in my bag and preserve well.

In other lounge news, the BA lounge at SFO is magically positioned right next to the departure gate. So when they call your flight all you have to do is walk out the lounge door and on to the plane. That's a sharp contrast to an experience I had at LAX a few years back when due to remodeling they had relocated some of the business class lounges to some random warehouse building on the tarmac. Ironically this meant that accessing the lounge, which is supposed to be a haven of calm for business travelers, meant that you had to take a series of poorly-marked shuttles out to the middle of the runway to "relax." Yet another reason why SF kicks LA's ass.

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Doctor Without Borders (off to Asia)

Greetings from the British Airways Terraces Lounge at SFO. The future future Mrs. Logistics and I are on our way to India for 2 weeks. She's heading back to Hyderabad for work, and I'm just going to keep her company.

First of all let me give a shout out to my main man Terry at Cathay Pacific, who was able to upgrade us to business class on our flight from SFO to Hong Kong. TERRY RULES! Quite frankly I've sold enough Cathay in my lifetime (indirectly responsible for at least $10 million in revenue) so it's not like they owed it to me...but they owed it to me.

We've got a short layover in Hong Kong (where we'll again have business class lounge access at the world famous Marco Polo Lounge), and then on to Kuala Lumpur where we'll be spending a day and a half before finally flying to Hyderabad on Sunday evening. I'm just as excited to see the Marco Polo Lounge as I am to fly business class on a top-tier carrier such as Cathay. I got to visit the China Airlines (ie: Cathay lite) lounge in Hong Kong a few years back and it was incredible. I can only imagine how nice Cathay's own lounge is there. At SFO they just borrow the BA lounge, and both surprisingly and sadly there's no shortbread here. I feel like every other business class lounge I've ever been in has those little Walker's shortbreads, so why not the lounge for a British airline?

Ok, enough bitching about lounge snacks. I've grown a little pampered over the past few years and have just gotten used to the finer things in life. Like little packs of shortbread.

More to come from Asia. Stay tuned...

Monday, July 7, 2008

The sham of fuel surcharges - Part 1

I recently read a post on Smarter Travel by Tim Winship, a frequent flyer expert and fellow industry insider who I generally admire. Unfortunately I have to strongly agree with him on the subject of airline fuel surcharges, specifically with regards to Delta's recent decision to start imposing them on frequent flyer tickets. This is a subject which I plan on blogging a great deal about over the upcoming weeks.

Fuel surcharges are without a doubt the biggest con imposed on travelers these days, and have been for several years. The fact of the matter is that fuel surcharges do NOT come down when fuel prices come down. I've been in this business for over 10 years and it simply doesn't happen. It just doesn't.

While I fully sympathize with the airlines' plight in today's economy, the industry has allowed the sham of fuel surcharges to go on for far too long.

The main difference between fuel surcharges and other recent fee hikes such as checked baggage fees is the fact that they're non-negotiable. Consumers have the option of not checking a bag (albeit within ever-tighenting carry-on limitations) or not paying for in-flight meals if they so choose. In contrast nobody has the option to decline the fuel surcharge, and thus logic says that airlines should be incorporating the cost of fuel in to their base fares. While some airlines do in fact do this, most airlines pass the fuel surcharge off as part of the "taxes and fees" associated with the ticket.

The lack of self-regulation by the airline industry has allowed fuel surcharges to skyrocket to comical porportions. For example, Virgin Atlantic now charges $213 in fuel surcharges for every long-haul flight segment. That means that a 4-segment itinerary such as round-trip from San Francisco to Johannesburg (SFO-LHR-JNB-LHR-SFO) is subject to a whopping $852 in fuel surcharges alone. That's on top of approximately $160 in additional US, UK and South African taxes that would be included on that ticket (all of which are imposed by local governments and are understandably beyond the airline's control).

Not only do the airlines have no incentive to police themselves with regards to the bogus concept of fuel surcharges, but many of them (notably British Airways) have recently been fined for collusion and price-fixing on the very subject.

Unless some external power, specifically the International Air Transport Association (IATA), steps in to regulate fuel surcharges then this sham will only continue to get worse.

And as for fuel surcharges on frequent flyer tickets, just as the airlines should simply raise their fares to account for the skyrocketing cost of fuel, they could also raise the number of miles required to redeem free tickets. This would at least protect one of the last remaining "free" services that airlines are willing to provide.

Link to original article: http://www.smartertravel.com/blogs/up-front-with-tim-winship/delta-imposes-fuel-surcharge-for-award-tickets.html?id=2624314

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Continental Airlines to join Star Alliance

Continental Airlines today announced that it was leaving SkyTeam to join Star Alliance. This comes a few months after speculation that United (a founding member of Star Alliance) and Continental were considering a merger in response to the Delta-Northwest merger.

The Doctor, who is well-connected within the airline industry and has been hearing about these discussions from various levels of middle management at several of the afforementioned airlines, is not at all surprised by this announcement. Nor was I surprised when Continental spurned United's overture to merge.

My sources had told me that all of the higher-level executives at both Continental and United had buyout clauses written in to their contracts regarding what would happen should those two airlines ever merge. In 2006 it had sounded like both sides might have been close to some kind of agreement, although there seemed to be confusion regarding who would be taking over whom. According to the Continetal people I had spoken with, who admittedly were much further down on the totem pole and were definitely not in the boardroom or on any conference call when such a merger was discussed, part of the hang-up at the time seemed to be United's refusal to adopt the Continental banner and relocate to Houston. Regardless of how the deal was legally defined or financially arranged, to the general public that's a sign of defeat. Those same sentiments were echoed by many in the Northwest with regards to the Delta merger, which to the average bystander seems more like a takeover by Delta.

Earlier this year when the United-Continental talks were supposedly heating up again I was advised by several Continental employees that such a merger was highly unlikely. For one the corporate culture at both airlines is quite different. Despite having a reputation as a union-busting airline (the very reason why many labor activists such as Michael Moore refuse to fly them), Continental actually had very high company morale. Its profits and load factors were the best amongst the US legacy carriers, and people within the company generally seemed to treat each other with respect. It ran a tight ship at its headquarters in Houston, and as an industry insider I can tell you that whenever you needed to get something done with Continental, well then it would get addressed. Not necessarily done, but at least addressed. That's a moral victory in this industry.

United on the other hand is a horribly run airline. Morale seems low at every level, especially among the rank-and-file frontline staff such as flight attendants, gate agents, etc. All departments seem to be completely disconnected with each other and sometimes getting a hold of anybody, let alone the right person, seems to be nearly impossible. At some point I'll share my own personal experience regarding a Washington-Boston flight that was diverted to Manchester, NH and my not-so-funny efforts to collect my frequent flyer miles and receive compensation for the routing change. But I digress...

Anyway, the term "different corporate cultures" was constanly mentioned by sources at Continental as being the lead impediment to any supposed Continental-United merger. From a financial side it made no sense to combine what was the most profitable US legacy airline (Continental) with one that had been in and out of bankruptcy protection 3 times over the past 10 years (that would be United).

That being said, there were certain logical overlaps between the two airlines, most notably with route networks. United has a weak presence in Latin America, which is one of Continental's biggest strengths. United also has been unable to really make a dent in the crucial New York area marketplace, with service being limited to its other hubs such as San Francisco, Los Angeles, Chicago, Denver and Washington.

The crucial NY-London market is a prime example where United failed in the Big Apple. It gave up on both its JFK-Heathrow as well as Newark-Heathrow flights a few years ago, which were never going to be competitive in a marketplace already crowded not only with UK carriers such as Virgin Atlantic and British Airways, but also had no chance going head-to-head with the dominant local players in that market such American out of JFK (and more recently, Delta) or Continental out of Newark. In addition to having more local loyalty in the New York area due to the fact that they had more flights (which equals more convenience for business travelers as well as more options for frequent flyers to use their miles for leisure trips), both American and Continental gained by having stronger feeder networks for their London flights, whereas United was only getting feed from those other hubs such as San Francisco, Chicago, etc. The obvious problem was that those feeder markets already had their own nonstop flights to London. That meant that United's flights from JFK andNewark to Heathrow would only be filled by overflow out of those other hubs, or by local-originating traffic. Conversely, Continental and American serve dozens of cities from Newark and JFK respectively that don't have nonstop flights to London, and thus their feed was more natural and more diversified.

Continental also bring a strong online presence to Europe, whereas United had recently been cutting back much of its online European service in favor of codeshare agreements with partners such as Lufthansa. It had dropped Dulles-Milana few years ago (but recently replaced it with Dulles-Rome), and had also cut back on other service such as San Francisco-Paris. On the other hand, Continental had been constistently increasing its online European service in recent years. It did make some cuts recently such as Newark-Cologne, but most of its trans-Atlantic flights had been performing well, especially with eastbound European-originating traffic. Those Europeans, eager to take advantage of what for them has been a strong exchange rate in recent years, were eager for their own nonstop service to the New York area as well as the domestic connections via Newark that Continental was able to offer. This proved especially popular in smaller cities where locals could bypass connections in larger (and more chaotic) gateways such as Heathrow.

For example, Continental currently flies nonstop from 8 UK gateways to Newark; London Heathrow, London Gatwick, Manchester, Birmingham, Glasgow, Edinburgh, Belfast and Bristol. Yes, Bristol. London and Bristol are just about 120 miles apart, which means that there's no real need for flights between the two cities. That means that anyone from Bristol or southwestern England (or Wales) who needs to fly out of London is looking at about a 2 hour trip to the capital, plus traffic, plus the 3 hour international check-in window that's required at Heathrow these days for security reasons. Or they could just fly nonstop to Newark on Continental. In addition to Newark and other points in the USA, Continental has been able to tap in to its strong Latin American connections from Newark for European-originating traffic as well.

So if Continental was so strong then what do they stand to gain by any kind of alliance with United. In 4 letters or less: Asia. This has been United's strong point and one of Continental's weaker points, with the notable exception of Delhi and Mumbai. In addition to those two Indian cities (both expanding yet overcrowded markets in their own right), Continental only flies to 4 other Asian cities; Hong Kong, Beijing, Shanghai and Tokyo. United flies to 11 Asian cities; all of the above plus Osaka, Nagoya, Seoul, Taipei, Singapore, Bangkok and Saigon (Ho Chi Minh City). It's also slated to start nonstop service from San Francisco to Guangzhou in 2009, a route that's been delayed by a year due to the skyrocketing cost of fuel. Furthermore, most of United's flights to Asia depart from San Francisco or Los Angeles (with some out of Seattle, Chicago and Dulles as well), allowing for a more natural feed via the West Coast to Asia. Continental's limited service to Asia only operates out of Houston and Newark, limiting the natural westbound feed.

To a lesser extent Continental also picks up some other advantages such as United's flights to Australia (Sydney and Melbourne) which may explain why it decided to scrap its own unprofitable Guam-Cairns route. On the other side the Star Alliance, which amazingly consists of 20 main airlines and handful of smaller subsidiaries but yet has no Latin members following Varig's ejection in 2007 and Mexicana's withdrawal in 2004, picks up a strong Latin presence. (On a related note, Brazilian carrier TAM is rumored to be replacing Varig in the alliance sometime soon). Star Alliance also picks up a strong presence in New York, specifically Newark, which is especially valuable to the European member airlines such as TAP Portugal who stand to gain from Continental's strong feeder network there, something United can't provide.

Finally, I think in the end a lot of this did come down to what I mentioned earlier: the Delta-Northwest merger. Once that happened Contintental went from being the dominant US carrier in SkyTeam to an inevitably smaller player when compared with the new Delta. By joining Star Alliance it stands to gain by becoming a much larger player in a much larger alliance rather than being muscled out by a new larger player (Delta) in SkyTeam, a much smaller alliance.

Allow myself to introduce...myself. I am Doctor Logistics.

Finally, 9 months after the initial creation of this blog, the Doctor has finally completed his residency and is now ready to operate.

Doctor Logistics looks forward to sharing his ramblings regarding the travel industry, travel trends, Boston sports, Dutch soccer, USA Basketball, the best place to eat sausage in the Bay Area, and lots of other random topics with you.

Sadly in the delay since the initial launch of this blog last September there have already been major happenings on several of those afforementioned fronts. Most notably would be the Red Sox' 2007 World Series championship, Games 3 & 4 of which the Doctor attended along with the future Mrs. Logistics. Oh yeah - the Doctor also got engaged. More on that later.

In the fast-paced world that is the blogosphere it also seems like it might already be too late to share my thoughts about the Celtics' 17th NBA Championship. I'm going to anyway, but I'll also defer on that for now.

And of course in the past 9 months the 18-0 Patriots also blew a perfect season against the crappy Manning brother. Because I am going to try to refrain from using foul language in this blog, it is probably best off that I was not actively posting when that happened. I will say this to Tom Brady, however: When you ditch your nice girl-next-door baby's mama for a Brazilian underwear model, well then sooner or later bad things are gonna happen. It's called karma, and it's a bitch.

Dutch soccer? Watch this space tomorrow following Clockwork Orange's Euro 2008 quarterfinal match against Russia. I will definitely have a lot to say. Let me start off with this: Van Basten is a god. What took the KNVB so long to get him involved with the national side again?

And last but not least, the first travel-related blog will be posted shortly...